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And then theyâll still bury the cereal under a mound of more sugar, like I used to. As a kid I was skinny and my body would burn it upâŠ.not any more.
There is one thing I noticed about cereal commercials for kids, They show a table with eggs, toast, orange juice and a small bowl of the sugar-coated, chocolate bombs and say âpart of this complete breakfast.â Does the kid see the eggs, toast and juice?
If there were truth in advertising, the voiceover should say, âAn useless part of this complete breakfast.â
At least itâs not a bowl of Lucky Frosted Cocoa TrixâŠ(thanks, Nostalgia Critic). Donât try it, folks; Iâm dead serious.
At my age, I canât even sugary cereals like that anymore. Those days of getting away with that are long gone. Now, Iâm suffering the consequences to indulging in my fill.
Years ago I decided to try a new, healthy-sounding cereal but I forgot to read the nutrition info. The first taste was sickeningly sweet. Turns out the first ingredient on the list was âevaporated cane juice crystalsâ, AKA sugar. Yuck! And it was apparently marketed to adults, not children.
Imagine 10 months ago
It should say âFOR flakesâ.
WhatsTheJoke Premium Member 10 months ago
Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar and four flakes.
C 10 months ago
Theyâre Grr-reat!
PoodleGroomer 10 months ago
Now with chocolate covered coffee beans.
sergioandrade Premium Member 10 months ago
Darn it, now youâve gone and made me hungry.
Kroykali 10 months ago
And then theyâll still bury the cereal under a mound of more sugar, like I used to. As a kid I was skinny and my body would burn it upâŠ.not any more.
dflak 10 months ago
There is one thing I noticed about cereal commercials for kids, They show a table with eggs, toast, orange juice and a small bowl of the sugar-coated, chocolate bombs and say âpart of this complete breakfast.â Does the kid see the eggs, toast and juice?
If there were truth in advertising, the voiceover should say, âAn useless part of this complete breakfast.â
minty_Joe 10 months ago
At least itâs not a bowl of Lucky Frosted Cocoa TrixâŠ(thanks, Nostalgia Critic). Donât try it, folks; Iâm dead serious.
At my age, I canât even sugary cereals like that anymore. Those days of getting away with that are long gone. Now, Iâm suffering the consequences to indulging in my fill.
eced52 10 months ago
Did you know American cereals are banned in Europe?
megerkey 10 months ago
Sounds like that should be used to make rocket fuel.
Kim Metzger Premium Member 10 months ago
Was the jingle for this cereal sung by The Archies?
Stephen Gilberg 10 months ago
How dated. By my childhood in the â80s, all cereals in the U.S. had removed âSugarâ from their names.
albzort 10 months ago
Years ago I decided to try a new, healthy-sounding cereal but I forgot to read the nutrition info. The first taste was sickeningly sweet. Turns out the first ingredient on the list was âevaporated cane juice crystalsâ, AKA sugar. Yuck! And it was apparently marketed to adults, not children.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
I remember on âThe Simpsonsâ once a box of Krustyâs cereal had this on it: âOnly sugar has more sugarâ.
MichaelD Premium Member 10 months ago
Thereâs no cereal left in the box. RJ from âOver the Hedgeâ has already snarfed the whole thing.