FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 07, 2024

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    It should say “FOR flakes”.

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    WhatsTheJoke  7 months ago

    Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar and four flakes.

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    C  7 months ago

    They’re Grr-reat!

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    Now with chocolate covered coffee beans.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 7 months ago

    Darn it, now you’ve gone and made me hungry.

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    Kroykali  7 months ago

    And then they’ll still bury the cereal under a mound of more sugar, like I used to. As a kid I was skinny and my body would burn it up….not any more.

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    dflak  7 months ago

    There is one thing I noticed about cereal commercials for kids, They show a table with eggs, toast, orange juice and a small bowl of the sugar-coated, chocolate bombs and say “part of this complete breakfast.” Does the kid see the eggs, toast and juice?

    If there were truth in advertising, the voiceover should say, “An useless part of this complete breakfast.”

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    minty_Joe  7 months ago

    At least it’s not a bowl of Lucky Frosted Cocoa Trix…(thanks, Nostalgia Critic). Don’t try it, folks; I’m dead serious.

    At my age, I can’t even sugary cereals like that anymore. Those days of getting away with that are long gone. Now, I’m suffering the consequences to indulging in my fill.

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    eced52  7 months ago

    Did you know American cereals are banned in Europe?

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    megerkey  7 months ago

    Sounds like that should be used to make rocket fuel.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member 7 months ago

    Was the jingle for this cereal sung by The Archies?

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    Stephen Gilberg  7 months ago

    How dated. By my childhood in the ’80s, all cereals in the U.S. had removed “Sugar” from their names.

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    albzort  7 months ago

    Years ago I decided to try a new, healthy-sounding cereal but I forgot to read the nutrition info. The first taste was sickeningly sweet. Turns out the first ingredient on the list was “evaporated cane juice crystals”, AKA sugar. Yuck! And it was apparently marketed to adults, not children.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  7 months ago

    I remember on ‘The Simpsons’ once a box of Krusty’s cereal had this on it: ‘Only sugar has more sugar’.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 7 months ago

    There’s no cereal left in the box. RJ from “Over the Hedge” has already snarfed the whole thing.

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