Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 14, 2024

Funny joke. True story: a congressman once asked a general in a hearing if sending 20,000 troops to Guam might cause the island to capsize.

At least the coconuts won’t fall and hit them on the head anymore

Of the hundreds of desert-island jokes I’ve seen, I think this is new. Good job, Dave!!

Now, it looks like a party favor, sticking out of the island’s mouth!! XD!

Did they not read the warning that came with their palm tree floating island?

Is his name “Dave”? Is this based on a true story?

‘Ok, ’palm’ down!’

Now all they need are some sails and a rudder

Obviously not sailors. Both of you climb down and get as far out on the roots. Your weight wil.l tip it back up right again [yes you will get dunked and you need to get back on the island quickly before it drifts off]

A congressman thought of that! One Dumb SOB.

They just lost their shade, and it’s over 90 degrees.

Trying to palm one off on us, eh Blazek?

nice take on old joke

He didn’t realize it was just a prop.

Floating islands do exist.