F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 19, 2024

“WE?? How long are you going to guard it, Dad?”

Hopefully a shotgun shell or glitter bomb

If it’s crud, you’ll have to return it!

I love all the YouTube videos of Porch Pirate traps.

Why would there be an active GPS device with a police department sticker in the box? And why do I hear sirens?

This is way too close to reality.

Litter box contents.

Do as I say, not as I do.

I’ve been told that if you want to get rid of stuff from your house, put it into an Amazon box and leave it on the porch. It’ll be gone within the day. No more rubbish.

He must be a big brother…

One of my favorite F- strips was a man calling his wife as someone runs from their porch with a package “We’re going to need another box of angry hornets while you’re out”

In Texas, you can shot anyone stealing your property. There have been several that will never steal anything again. Works for me!

Or he could return it to the rightful owner.

Bad Dad. The next package he steals will be yours.

Maybe Dad needs to put on a Gas Mask before opening the package?

I am often asking Amazon to have the delivery people ring the bell or knock.