Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 23, 2024

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    The Duke  8 months ago

    A seat fit for a king.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  8 months ago

    Why not just stay in bed?

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    Cpeckbourlioux  8 months ago

    Not bragging, but our sofa has that in double, separate controls, so, is every day Saturday? Well, we are retired…

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    I love my recliner.

    We go back a long way.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    I hooked a stereo up to my recliner.

    Now it’s a rocking chair.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    Back in the day before recliners were invented..

    .. People weren’t very laid back.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    I bought two recliners on Craigslist today

    I went with a friend to pick them up. When we got back, my dad comes out and says “Hey, two lazy boys! Oh and you got some recliners too.”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    Yesterday was cha-CHING. Payday

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    Prawnclaw  8 months ago

    Did you mean Aching?

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    hariseldon59  8 months ago

    I don’t remember my recliner going cu-chunk

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Me rather haves a caturday with cat on me bear belly.

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Quite laid back

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    May not make it up……till Monday!!!!

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 8 months ago

    When he shouts orders from that throne, it’s a Barcalounger.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    I plan to be in my recliner in a while.

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    rshive  8 months ago

    As long as the Fink’s taxes keep flowing in.

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    assrdood  8 months ago

    The Fink is left-handed!

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    Enjoy the weekend, fellas.

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    preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    His throne reminds me of my old recliner, before I fixed it. It would go all the way back, too.

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    markkahler52  8 months ago

    And tomorrow is Sunday….

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    My recliner had a little dohickey that you pull out to get the foot rest to come up. but there’s no help in putting it down. I’m going to need help closing it when I get knee replacement surgery.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    LOL!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    I hope he hasn’t throne his back out.

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    awcoffman  8 months ago

    Yep, and it’s Saturday and pouring rain in PA. Nothing better to do.

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    michael3114  8 months ago

    La-Z-Fink

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    viniragu  8 months ago

    Luge position!!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago

    If someone was clever and secretive enough, they could’ve rigged his chair to eject him when he pushed the lever. "He up, he’s good, he scores! "

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  8 months ago

    for him it is always Saturday

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    aerilim  8 months ago

    I do that every day. Retired…

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    Black76Manta  8 months ago

    Thank goodness for Saturdays (let’s not forget Sunday) and for recliners!

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    eddi-TBH  8 months ago

    Send the staff home early, raise the drawbridge and kick back.

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