Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 22, 2024

P4: “Rod leads the Valley In career heart attacks, let’s see if he’s about to add to that record.”

Twelve shots in one quarter? Kobe would be proud.

P1 “Hey look, somebody dropped a $20 on the ground.”

P2 (Moon): “It looked like Martinez was trying to finish the job he startedlast year. If I’m not mistaken, he just used the five point exploding elbow technique on Barnes.”

P3 “C’mon Rod, get up. If you die, your sphincter will relax and you’ll sh!t yourself. Mopman will go apesh!t with his flamethrower and burn the place down when he sees the mess you left on his immaculate floor.”

Will Rod be joining the six feet under league after today’s game?

Offensive fouls are non-shooting fouls. Once again writer shows his ignorance of his subject matter.

Taylor, send your chopper, stat!

P 4 (Moon): “… but at least we’re done with girls wrestling, which IS good…”

Not surprising Pedro’s shooting well. Jersey number 7 being guarded by 11 will be open all night. Thank you, I’m here all week

P2- wake me up before you go go. Don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo.

12 shots in a quarter for one player…..dude.

You don’t shoot free throws on an offensive foul.

“…And Barnes will stay down on the floor (he’s indoors so it’s not the ‘ground’) for now because there’s no way Gordon is strong enough to help him up…”

meanwhile meemaw clambake and blind pitching coach wait at field wondering why baseball hasnt started yet !!!!

game better not go into overtime coach kim has dishes to watch he doesnt want knuckle sandwich from junjun

while gil is pretending to coach jami sneaks into gils topdraw and looks at the latest copy of men in tights magazine

Is he six-for-twelve personally, has he made half of his team’s twelve baskets this quarter, or is he responsible for 50% of the scoring for both teams combined? Who can tell?

BIFF! POW!

So in previous days the games appeared to have two halves and now they have four quarters. Sure, that makes sense.

You guys are just like Marty. You’ve got it all wrong. What he meant to say was Pedro is ejected for intential attempt(?) to injure. Coach Kim (objecting) and Pedro, both draw Technicals and NOW Rodney will shoot two, before Milford gets the ball out of bounds. Yeah, that’s what Marty meant to say.

To be fair, if Pedro gave Rod the old Pit Stop like the Nasty Boys used to do- that truly would be an offensive foul.

And what’s up with Kentucky? Maybe they should’ve tried nursery rhymes too.

Huh? What two things is Rod going to shoot? Because it surely isn’t free throws after an offensive foul. And speaking of offensive, Mopped Up Thorp can often be offensive. But not today.

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Since when are free throws awarded on an offensive foul???

Golden Grizzlies with the upset of the tournament on day one! Only 4 miles down the road from me, and I run on their campus occasionally. The campus must have been electric today. That Gohlke kid did one heck of a Curry imitation.

To Vito: that was a BS call. Is the referee on the payroll?

Leo pulls Rods arm out of its socket.

So if Rod can’t shoot Coach Kim gets to select the player on Milford who shoots. Rule