Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 02, 2024

Dude, you broke up her family.

(I know, JJ is really at fault.)

Maybe if you laid off from the beer for breakfast, Uncle Stupidhead…

Also, because the stupid judge granted Alex’ egg donor visitation rights!

She’s got your number, Zeke. Give it up.

Alex really needs to confirm it? I mean, really?

Beer for breakfast.

Klassy…

Her visitation is court-ordered, I suppose.

He really is a stupidhead if he is still trying to touch her, given their relationship and his reputation.

His BO isn’t keeping her away. Yet

You tell him, Alex!

The Eyes have it

I think Rodney King was still in the public eye at the time, judging by Panel 4.

CHRISTMAS DAY—-Zeke’s present is a one-way bus ticket

His visits are like an anti-stupidity innoculation.

Alex is too smart for this idiot.

To find the biggest jerk in Seattle would be quiet an undertaking. Where do you even start? Belltown or Fremont seem like obvious choices but maybe I’m just thinking of poseurs.

Will Alex ever find out that Uncle Stupidhead was the jerk who stole her precious Beanie Babies?

Regardless of what he’s saying in this strip he really is a selfish jerk who totally lacks empathy.

On the surface, Zeke is an irritating b*tthead. But deep down inside he a total moron.