Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 29, 2024

That’s escorting?

Don’t tell me he doesn’t know he can call it back to that floor!?! In fact, it may still be there, just with its doors closed, and he’d just have to push the up button to get them open again. … Oh, yeah, this is Norman …

Norm’s running an escort service ???

no wonder Wendy thinks Norm is a drag

Poor Wendy! She’s boneless…..LOL

Persistence. The way most men get a girlfriend.

wimp

I work on the 5th floor of a building, I hardly ever take the elevator, for the exercise and to save energy. (And it’s broken for the next 7 months!) That only 4 flights of stairs and I’m exhausted when I get there. I could probably do one more, but not 9 flights.

I’m 81 and climb my 14 step stairs 14 times in the morning for exercise. Looks like Wendy needs to get into some exercise.

now we’ll see Norm chasing after the elevator via the stairwell instead of pushing the call button…

So, with his “luck”, Echo will show up.

Well, he was stupid enough to get out of the elevator. If I was him, I would’ve left her there.

Somehow that lat panel is how I thought the Norm & Wendy relationship would end. That or Wendy dragging Norman somewhere.

Now, Norm’s stupidity has reached an even newer low…Today it is lower than the lowest level of hell…

I wonder if Fagan keeps an idea notebook about how much more stupid Norm can become…

Kind of neanderthal way of escorting. Make sure you hit all the bumps.

The stairwell has her feeling unwell.

Now the elevator will break down.

UFC Executive: There’s no way anybody could write a week of stories about taking an elevator.

Kevin Fagan: Hold my beer!

You know what they pave with good intentions?

Just push the button again, it’ll be right back. Sheesh!!!

Now turn around and fall on her

Belongs on the SEVENTH Floor!!

Why couldn’t a normal heathly just-past-college-age woman climb 23 flights of stairs? MUCH LESS only 9 flights?!!