The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 19, 2024

Soon, open the door and let enter your dad too.

Here’s another tip, Wilberforce!! Stay AWAY from Mother Gargoyle’s ……. BROOM!!!

;-)

Brutus, start planning now to spend more time at the office. You just might impress that boss of yours, while at the same time avoid cleaning out the garage.

Hiding in the Broom closet is not the to avoid seeing your mother.

Kid’s not so dumb after all.

Is Brutus Wilberforce’s biological father?

I don’t remember ever doing much Spring cleaning. It was just Momma and me and she worked as a school teacher so Saturday’s were our work at home days. But Summer was off for both of us so the cleaning and painting began.

wait till she starts cleaning out the closets…

Be vewy vewy quiet I’m hunting dust bunnies!!

Flee, flee for the hills Brutus and take Wilberforce with you!

Ha! Mom has eyes in the back of her head…there’s no escaping her Spring wrath! ☺️☺️❤️

you may want to find a better hiding spot there kid… like maybe outside or something. :J

Happy Spring all Ya Born Losers. I got some Spring cleaning to do also. Fish been begging me since Thanksgiving to pay them a visit. Got a three year old Great grand daughter never been fishing. Gonna vest her up and take her out with a little Brim Buster and video her catching her first fish. Lifetime of fun I hope beginning. Put her in the middle of her dad and me. Fish around 10 foot edge of pond. Loaded with Crappie/Brim. Spring cleaning for frying pan. Yummy. All Y’all welcome.

Brutus, imitate Wilberforce.

You have a wise son Brutus .

Wonder what kind of mileage Mother Gargoyle gets on that broom.

What is this spring cleaning you speak of?

Note the smile on Brutus’ face in last panel. A sign of a loving father!

I remember those days. Mom even went so far as to scrub the walls with a bucket of soapy water and a scrub brush.

Make room for one more!

The expression on Brutus’s face is a dead giveaway. “Move over son, I’m coming in.” Good excuse for a father-son bonding outing to … anywhere!

You’re out of luck hiding in that broom closet, Wilberforce. Mother Gargoyle left her spare broom in there.

I guess he didn’t notice the vacuum cleaner in there.

Go ahead and tell him Brutus, you can run but you can’t hide from your mother.

we’re trying to commence spring cleaning in our veggie patches, but it keeps on snowing every day…

Why does everyone assume women like to do spring cleaning and no one wants to “help” clean up any of the messes and dirt that the entire family contributed to?

thats every weekend at my house. I try to hide from the wife…She is a doer