The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 21, 2024

Cookie Monster’s raisin filled fudge jammed, etc!!

Watch out for Clay Jones’s Pizza Rat.

Oscar’s…..never mind! I like the quote book.

I always wondered what the Swedish Chef said! I haven’t thought about him or Beeker for a long time. Thanks for the nostalgia! :)

Elmo’s tickle ties!

Oscar the Grouch: Recommends “Lithobid” for bi-polar disorder.

For organic farming I use Big Bird’s Big T u r d s.

Elmo’s Matches, St. Elmo’s Fire.

Why am I suddenly wondering if Will Ferrell was ever on The Muppet Show?

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Toothbrush.

In a group job interview at a small company, one of the interviewers asked me who my favorite Muppet was. And they were serious. They thought it gave them good insight into how well you’d fit into the company.

I really wanted the job until that moment. I guess they were right. It did show how well I’d fit into the company.

It didn’t matter, I didn’t get a follow up interview. I think I said Cookie Monster and they argued briefly about whether that was really a Muppet.

You can’t tell me Beeker & Chef’s Book Of Quotes wouldn’t be a massive hit. I’d preorder in a heartbeat.

I remember the Washington hogettes, football fans.

Beaker is misspelled.

I really wish there was a way to pin the order the strips are in so this kind of drivel wasn’t always the last I read. I suppose I could start at the bottom…

Earth’s multiple poles: East is least and west is best.

I thought tricky noses was a disease you got from pigs.

What? No Gonzo’s Fried Chicken?

I have Super Grover’s cape, so they can’t sell that.

Decades ago, there was a Denny’s ad in which Miss Piggy ordered a dish with bacon. The ad makers thought it wasn’t controversial because everyone knew she wasn’t a real pig, but I’m sure Jim Henson would not have approved.

Sorry Rizzo, the Unsleeping City already has dibs on that sponsorship.

I LOVED this!!!

I guess he considers PizzeRizzo in D_sneyWorld’s H_llywood Studios a failed endorsement…