Monty by Jim Meddick for March 26, 2024

kitty bola

The dawn of the Robo Call Aaaakkkkkkkk!

Kitty watching too many Australia documentaries.

Duck.

It’s only a few steps to kitty armageddon.

He’s got a whole closet of them pants.

I think Fleshy has been watching too many of those 70s Flying Guillotine movies from Hong Kong.

Not a huge fan of fleshy…Bring back Sedgie!!

Nice throw Fleshy.

Still a Monty Trap.

If Fleshy’s funding comes in, there will be an AI tracker model. It uses Google Maps data to predict your morning bathroom schedule.

What’s next? Enter the Cat Ninja? Nekoshōgun!

They already carry “The Twenty Claws of Death”

A cross between a bolo (a tangling weapon for effectiveness) and a box (because cat).

WMD…Weapon of Monty Destruction.

Fleshy has caught himself a Monty. Hahaha!

I was recently privileged to hear Ed Yong talk about his new book, An Immense World. He mentioned that there’s no way we humans can possibly understand the sensorium of a dog whose sense of smell is a hundred times better than ours or a bat whose natural sonar is on a par with the best we’ve been able to do technologically. It’s like the difference between somebody telling you what chocolate tastes like and actually tasting it yourself for the first time, only more so.

Boy. Fleshy must have ordered a lot of stuff from Amazon! :)

Primitive – but effective.

Monty should be glad it’s the box, the William Sonoma Le Creuset Signature Enameled Cast Iron Round Oven, came in, and not the oven itself. (Not a sponsor)

Been doing some browsing online :-) 9 qt. $500…yipes!

Look up “Flying Guillotine”, a crazy kung fu series.

INCOMING …