Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 22, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago

    Is his name Lance?

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    Farside99  11 months ago

    Pinocchio?? You said you’d be here an hour ago!

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    oldpine52  11 months ago

    Sir Lotalance.

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    dmerritt7  11 months ago

    I bet he uses his lance a lot.

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    EmmettWayne  11 months ago

    This date is going dragon and on and on.

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    Just_Karl  11 months ago

    …and he’s VERY happy to see you.

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    The Orange Mailman  11 months ago

    Wait until you know who finds out.

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    cdward  11 months ago

    Yeah, yeah, you’re a knight. I get the point.

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    He joust got here and he doesn’t want to get down off of his horse.

    When asked if Guenevere was ready yet, the response was, “No Sir, she’s not.” Next time he should consider using an attendant to let them know he’s on his way: he should send them a page.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Sir-Lancelot , must your sword enter the castle 10 minutes before thy?

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    ladykat Premium Member 11 months ago

    Sir Lance-a-lot?

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    You know what they say about big lances and over-compensation…

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    Nice hood ornament!

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    MichaelD Premium Member 11 months ago

    Is that a lance you’re holding, or are you just happy to see her?

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    dsom8  11 months ago

    Compensating much?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    I guess Sir Gallahad other plans.

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    WCraft  11 months ago

    What’s the point?

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    sandflea  11 months ago

    Size matters.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 11 months ago

    “She’s the best Galahad in a long time.”

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    geese28  11 months ago

    You know what they say about guys with big lances….

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    Lablubber   11 months ago

    Oh what a knight…

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    PaulGoes  11 months ago

    Is that a lance or is he just happy to see her?

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