Close to Home by John McPherson for March 30, 2024

“…We’re going to need some sunglasses, sun lotion…”

First man to download to his tablet

Or…the legendary missing third tablet?

Would it have taken 40 years if he asked for directions?

Just a reminder that The Ten Commandments will be airing tonight on ABC.

Do those two upright front have glasses?

Well, we here at Autocorrect had a funny limerick for you today… but actually running it through our system, urined the punchline.

Sorry… we’re still working out some bugs.

— Your friends at Autocorrect

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Well, it’s not etched in stone. Is it?

He can’t make a move without his followers freaking out. LOL

The 10 suggestions.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Nicely done — chortled out loud.

The list is from She Who Must Be Obeyed:

Thou shalt get bread, milk, eggs…

Well we gotta worship something, we’ll worship that. We’ll embellish the details later.

Do I smell a bush burning? :)

“Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels—bring home for Emma.”

“Pick up more tablets and an eraser chisel.”

The list appeared on the tablet through osMoses.

The Ancient Hebrews had eyeglasses?

Shades of Brian.