from the song “I want to be a lifeguard” by Blotto:I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (be a big man, now get a great tan, now)I, I, I want to guard your lifeI, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)In the salty air (lifeguard)White stuff on my nose...
blunebottle 2 months ago
Is he very likely to enter the water?
FreyjaRN Premium Member 2 months ago
That is one heroic qat.
PraiseofFolly 2 months ago
Well-trained in mouse-to-mouth.
Red Bird 2 months ago
Love how the ears are poking out of his hat.
Sir Isaac 2 months ago
“Get out of the water ‘cause I ain’t coming in after ya.
Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago
Catfish.
ladykat 2 months ago
Will you save me if I flounder, qat?
gregcomn 2 months ago
I wonder how long it takes to assemble the outfit— and can he really blow that whistle?
kauri44 2 months ago
Hmm. No tail fin. I don’t think he’s leaving that chair.
Dean 2 months ago
I have this shirt, the reverse image is on the back.
tee929 2 months ago
World’s biggest litter box….
jimdandy 2 months ago
I don’t feel very safe swimming at this beach
PaulZagorsky 2 months ago
from the song “I want to be a lifeguard” by Blotto:I, I, I want to be a lifeguard (be a big man, now get a great tan, now)I, I, I want to guard your lifeI, I, I want to be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)In the salty air (lifeguard)White stuff on my nose...