“I will be dictator for a day— but that day will be Day One and I will decide when My Day ends. I have never yet willingly relinquished anything or paid any bills if I could avoid it.’
Nothing says dictator quite like trying to have your competition taken off the ballot. Plus, Joe is buying votes with our taxpayer money (Student Loan Forgiveness) even though we are $36 Trillion in debt. Thanks to Joes wasteful spending we had the highest inflation in 40 years.
Well this dictator may be the last of the Honest politicians. " Vote for me because I’m a Dictator who will punish you if you do not." But what if both politicians running for The office of Dictator, say the same thing?
After the votes were tabulated in one District, Putin lost by over 10 to 1. Officials scrambled to “fix” this “Technical Error”, undoubtedly resulting in Putin winning by over 10 to 1.
“We fixed it. It’s fine. Don’t push us out of any windows! Nothing to see here!”
FreihEitner Premium Member 10 months ago
well, that trumps everyone else’s campaign speeches
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 10 months ago
“I will be dictator for a day— but that day will be Day One and I will decide when My Day ends. I have never yet willingly relinquished anything or paid any bills if I could avoid it.’
syzygy47 10 months ago
BR panels translated from Russian, of course.
Bilan 10 months ago
A real dictator would’ve elected himself already. They don’t bother with polls.
Darsan54 Premium Member 10 months ago
Honestly, we all know that this is a Dump metaphor.
SHIVA 10 months ago
Laugh it up, while you can!!! God help this planet if he gets elected again!!
Imagine 10 months ago
Well, that’s reassuring.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
Election platform to election paddle.
Gent 10 months ago
And if you still no vote for him then he gonna gets lotsa newcomers inside to votes for him and he win anyways.
Riders on the Storm Premium Member 10 months ago
Nothing says dictator quite like trying to have your competition taken off the ballot. Plus, Joe is buying votes with our taxpayer money (Student Loan Forgiveness) even though we are $36 Trillion in debt. Thanks to Joes wasteful spending we had the highest inflation in 40 years.
blakerl 10 months ago
Well this dictator may be the last of the Honest politicians. " Vote for me because I’m a Dictator who will punish you if you do not." But what if both politicians running for The office of Dictator, say the same thing?
royq27 10 months ago
Is that Putin inside that armor?
bbbmorrell 10 months ago
This is edging uncomfortably near reality. Lets get back to the donut people!
jconnors3954 10 months ago
Refreshing honesty.
ChessPirate 10 months ago
After the votes were tabulated in one District, Putin lost by over 10 to 1. Officials scrambled to “fix” this “Technical Error”, undoubtedly resulting in Putin winning by over 10 to 1.
“We fixed it. It’s fine. Don’t push us out of any windows! Nothing to see here!”
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Serial Pedant 10 months ago
Obviously attended Trump U.
bigheadx Premium Member 10 months ago
anyone else notice that gocomics still has the old Twitter birdie and not Elon’s swastika, I mean, his x?
mistercatworks 10 months ago
This is also why the ballots are the size of fortune cookie fortunes (room for only one name).
kaffekup 10 months ago
Please don’t feed the troll, people!
cuzinron47 10 months ago
He’ll never make it as a politician, he told the truth.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Great punchline!
Stephen Gilberg 10 months ago
If you’re openly a dictator, why bother with fake elections?
Radish... 10 months ago
A genuine republican.
geese28 10 months ago
Least he’s honest