Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 26, 2024

well, that trumps everyone else’s campaign speeches

“I will be dictator for a day— but that day will be Day One and I will decide when My Day ends. I have never yet willingly relinquished anything or paid any bills if I could avoid it.’

BR panels translated from Russian, of course.

A real dictator would’ve elected himself already. They don’t bother with polls.

Honestly, we all know that this is a Dump metaphor.

Laugh it up, while you can!!! God help this planet if he gets elected again!!

Well, that’s reassuring.

Election platform to election paddle.

And if you still no vote for him then he gonna gets lotsa newcomers inside to votes for him and he win anyways.

Nothing says dictator quite like trying to have your competition taken off the ballot. Plus, Joe is buying votes with our taxpayer money (Student Loan Forgiveness) even though we are $36 Trillion in debt. Thanks to Joes wasteful spending we had the highest inflation in 40 years.

Well this dictator may be the last of the Honest politicians. " Vote for me because I’m a Dictator who will punish you if you do not." But what if both politicians running for The office of Dictator, say the same thing?

Is that Putin inside that armor?

This is edging uncomfortably near reality. Lets get back to the donut people!

Refreshing honesty.

After the votes were tabulated in one District, Putin lost by over 10 to 1. Officials scrambled to “fix” this “Technical Error”, undoubtedly resulting in Putin winning by over 10 to 1.

“We fixed it. It’s fine. Don’t push us out of any windows! Nothing to see here!”

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Obviously attended Trump U.

anyone else notice that gocomics still has the old Twitter birdie and not Elon’s swastika, I mean, his x?

This is also why the ballots are the size of fortune cookie fortunes (room for only one name).

Please don’t feed the troll, people!

He’ll never make it as a politician, he told the truth.

Great punchline!

If you’re openly a dictator, why bother with fake elections?

A genuine republican.

Least he’s honest