Unless the scale knows your height there it can’t judge you as fat. When you see your weight just imagine you are taller and you’re the perfect weight. Yesterday I decided I was 6’ 7".
You know, with genai and voice cloning and so on we’ve actually reached a point where someone could make scales that really did behave like this. Of course the company that did it would promptly get sued into th ground but still…
codycab 2 months ago
You should hear Garfield snore, scale.
momofalex7 2 months ago
Luddites unite.
Blu Bunny 2 months ago
Just like new and improved.
jasonsnakelover 2 months ago
Would you rather the scale tell you that you’re neck and neck with a beached whale which would be an insult instead of a compliment?
PoodleGroomer 2 months ago
I’m not adding another 10 pounds for the tail on the floor.
BenGMan 2 months ago
Garfield, where did you put that hammer?
a dimwit 2 months ago
well, hes not running so obviously he isn’t
Darth_Walrus_1975 2 months ago
At least the scale didn’t compare Garfield to Orson Welles, like one did in the Thanksgiving special, back in the late 1980’s.
DaveG1960 2 months ago
That fur adds so much…….
azrael2000 2 months ago
My talking scale said “Would one of you two get off of the scale…?”
LawrenceS 2 months ago
Unless the scale knows your height there it can’t judge you as fat. When you see your weight just imagine you are taller and you’re the perfect weight. Yesterday I decided I was 6’ 7".
Gent 2 months ago
Them steenky AI.
edmund_graham 2 months ago
That’s a real backhanded compliment there
Garfield Fan '90 2 months ago
You know, with genai and voice cloning and so on we’ve actually reached a point where someone could make scales that really did behave like this. Of course the company that did it would promptly get sued into th ground but still…
2AndFour 2 months ago
Smart technology ain’t that smart.
boydjb47 2 months ago
“You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.” Beaver Cleaver.
Mario500 about 2 months ago
“I HATE TECHNOLOGY”
(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)
EVIL TECHNOLOGY
DonutLord20 about 2 months ago
I love how Garfield’s attitude abruptly changed between panels 2 & 3.
Goat from PBS about 2 months ago
A compliment: Considering your weight, you would be a great sumo wrestler.
goboboyd about 2 months ago
AS – Artificial Snarkiness.
hayden.privitt42 about 2 months ago
if doctors where telling the truth
CaveCat87 about 2 months ago
Prepare to be scrap metal, scale.
RussellCastine about 2 months ago
“You also make an average-weight hippo seem less heavy by comparison.”
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
I still like a scale that says “Your crushing me!” best.
McPurc about 2 months ago
Looks like he’s lost weight to me from what I recall his earlier days
Murray's Hill about 2 months ago
It’s an unknown fact you weigh a pound less leaning back on the scale then leaning forward.
M.K.Staffeld about 2 months ago
Annnndddd the scale gets launched into orbit…
norphos about 2 months ago
ROOOOOOOSSSSSEBUUUUD!
PrimeZilla about 2 months ago
This is the
ShadowKitsune about 2 months ago
Local scale cancelled for weight shaming.
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
to fire up some paranoia, just where is the camera in your smart scale looking when you stand on it?
anncorr339 about 2 months ago
Garfield you need to get one of the weight losing shots
Sakumon16 about 2 months ago
I wish they’d quit with the scale. I want to see it getting flattened or insulted back.
Goober> about 2 months ago
lol so realatble