Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 22, 2024

The “ship of Theseus”, in which one posits if a ship is the true ship if the planks have all been replaced, it was totally new to me until I saw it discussed in that episode of Wandavision between two Visions, where a second Vision was created to attack the first, not feeling he was equal and identical until Vision shared the sole remaining difference, his memories. Apologies to those unacquainted with the MCU

MCU?

Before hjis ship, Theseus owned and used the Axe of Theseus for over 30 years. He replaced the head twice, and the handle six times, but it was the same axe.

Curse you, Ernest Hemingway!! Although this shoe theft did inspire his “The Old Man and the Sneakers.”

I was looking for Tom the Dancing Bug here.

The multiverse thing is completely inaccurate. It should be a version of Spider-Man fighting an evil version of Spider-Man after another version of Spider-Man sacrificed himself to save Spider-Man from Spider-Man. And the whole plot should only make sense if you watched all previous movies, spin-offs, Disney+ originals, and the Sony films for some reason.

I like the Marital Mirth…he finally got the last word!xD

Marital Mirth reminds me of the death of my es-wife’s grandfather. Grandmother was busy blubbering and yammering, he said as loud as he could, “Can I finally get some peace?!?!” The males in Grandma=other’s extended family used that as often as needed. Shut her up good.

Ceci n’est pas une comment.

Warning: Never try to smoke a lit drill.

Thanks for the lesson, but that looks like ‘Doug’ to me.

In every universe, everyone is sick of the Multiverse…

Don’t bother me, I’m drawing Mickey Mouse me calling a lawyer.

Ha! It really is super fun!

I just like the baby leaving the panel to “go fill my diaper”. Hard working baby that.

King Minos of Crete had a son. Theseus cut the son’s head off, and Minos replaced it with the head of a bull, and it was still Minos’s son. Theseus cut off the son’s arms and legs, and Minos replaced them with the legs of a bull, and it was still Minos’s son. Theseus stabbed the son through the heart, and Minos replaced the torso with the body of a bull. Theseus sailed back to Athens, and Minos and his son lived happily ever after.

“Add a mouth and you’re done!” Easier said than done.

C’est une perceuse.

Why are these always so good every single time