Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 30, 2024

wraith wrath

He doesn’t have a ghost of a chance.

His excuse is full of holes!!!!

Wait, you endorse the existence of ghosts, but not the ones that just walk through solid objects?

A ghost with spirit.

I didn’t know ghosts could sweat.

He’s a goner.

Hopefully she ghosts him

I’m never going to talk to you. i wish there was a term for that

I got your apparition, right here….

Hey, if the spirit is willing . . .

Do you buy those or can you rent one? Asking for a friend.

Ghosting his paramour?

His spirit is with Wanda.

A very friendly ghost.

She’s ghosting him.

The ghost version of the blowup doll.

Wanda was no longer good between the sheets.

Ghost sweat?

Can you die a second time???? :)

Being dead means never having to say you’re sorry…

Wanda’s going to be ghosting him now.

You’re in deep sheet.

he was just trying to get into the spirit…

☺

She’s a figment of your imagination.

Someone will be crying boo hoo.