Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 06, 2024

“?” indeed.

A true family of idiots

June likes to mess with Ralph?

I’m going to open up a window! I want to fly a kite!

“Back out the car” must be some sort of euphemism.

What Ralph said made as much sense as what June did.

I have Ralph’s sense of humor…and my wife doesn’t care for it at all.

Whatever it is that Honeybunch is planning on doing, all Ralph knows for sure is that this is going to take a while.

Natural lighting is the best. I often put my makeup on in the car while my husband is driving. I have put my makeup on inside the house and then have checked it in the car and I have a little too much blush on.

I laughed out loud. I understand completely.

If it weren’t for that horse, I would never have gone to college.

Woooooosh! This one went right over my head. Can someone please explain?

That does not make sense. Correct me if I’m wrong.

For those who keep saying they don’t get it, read CrazyLady’s entry.

Those blenders can be dangerous. I saw one used as a murder weapon.

I figured she just wanted to use the mirror in the car

No woman needs makeup. Natural is always best.

Putting on makeup is bad enough, if the car is moving. I once observed a car going back and forth from across the centerline to the shoulder, repeatedly. The driver was late for work and TRYING TO PUT ON HER PANTYHOSE. She was later yet, with a traffic citation for careless driving.

National non-sequeter society.

We don’t make sense, but we love pizza.

What does a blender have to do with ping-pong?