Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 03, 2024

Had to claw his way there.

Has a strong grip on the remote

Guest Appearance by the crustacean who appeared on SNL with Eddie Murphy!

My nieces & nephew would agree.

gotta keep the peasants happy!

[sings] Oh the slither-dee-dee, he crawled out of the sea! He may eat all the others, but he won’t catch me! Oh the slither-dee-dee, that stupid ol’ slither-dee-dee, he may catch all the others but [slurping noises]

Doesent someone have a pot of boiling water?

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Oh no! A lobstrosity! (Constant Readers will get it).

Your own fault for not wearing steel toed boots around the house…

Time to melt some butter.

Larry the Lobster, the guy who left his harp in Sam Clam’s disco?

Lio needs to invite Eva to watch tv with him.