FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 11, 2024

OMG! Its “The half-blood princes”.

The disorder of the Phoenician.

Consider yourself lucky! Statistically it could more easily have been the likes of “Ron broom-handle was nearing Harry’s little dark cauldron while his hand was busy on Hermione’s kneazle…”

By the time I get to Phoenix she’ll be risin’…

He knew he shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

I guess Jason isn’t too familiar with the concept of “fanfiction” yet.

That little Hacker prints it out to read it?? Nnnope!

At least it’s not “Harry DOES Phoenix”.

He rises from the ashes

So it’s fan fiction. Did you enjoy it?

These days it would be AI generated,

Really, Jason. I thought you knew better.

“Got to be legit, right?”

facepalm

Never read Harry Potter nor watched the movies, but some years ago my cousin went to see a spin-off movie set in the same universe and I went along for the ride. Some very, very British boy had a bigger-on-the-inside suitcase filled with mystical creatures, and he told the main character that he was on a mission to return one of the animals to, yep, Arizona.

Ah, the innocent days before we knew JK Rowling was a hateful bigot.

I went from Phoenix, AZ all the way to Tacoma.

Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A. …