“Sure, but I don’t float!”
Standard steerage-class disclaimer with US airlines.
Always wondered why first class is in the front of a plane, I have never heard of a plane backing into a mountain.
Imagine, a flotation device that doesn’t wear pants. What will they think of next?
If you agree to be a flotation devise you should also, at least, fly for free.
WHAT? And wrap my legs around theirs neck?
We spend too much time supporting them as it is.
As long as he gets to pick the passenger. Pick the gorgeous supermodel woman in 1C, Zig.
WA-A-AYY too complicated
As long as it isn’t an overseas flight…go for it.
Sure! What are the odds of surviving a crash anyway?
In a plane crash, they even get to die before we do…
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
enigmamz 3 months ago
“Sure, but I don’t float!”
ekke 3 months ago
Standard steerage-class disclaimer with US airlines.
Tigers in 2017,2019,2020 Premium Member 3 months ago
Always wondered why first class is in the front of a plane, I have never heard of a plane backing into a mountain.
Botulism Bob 3 months ago
Imagine, a flotation device that doesn’t wear pants. What will they think of next?
Doug K 3 months ago
If you agree to be a flotation devise you should also, at least, fly for free.
J. R. M. 3 months ago
WHAT? And wrap my legs around theirs neck?
constantine48 3 months ago
We spend too much time supporting them as it is.
MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago
As long as he gets to pick the passenger. Pick the gorgeous supermodel woman in 1C, Zig.
charles9156 3 months ago
WA-A-AYY too complicated
timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago
As long as it isn’t an overseas flight…go for it.
tcayer 3 months ago
Sure! What are the odds of surviving a crash anyway?
Ralph Hapschatt 3 months ago
In a plane crash, they even get to die before we do…