Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 10, 2024

It may help Andrew to realize that mom also doesn’t measure up so well. Compared to their great grandmother, she’s a not-so-great mother.

As Tom Smothers often said to Dick Smothers: “Mom always liked you best.”

She’s Alexandra the Bossy.

M’eh! I’m good!…

… are there any more Fruit Loops?

A few years later:

“Oh look ma, I’m 34 now. Remember when Alexander turned 34? Oops, he didn’t make it to 34 did he? Now who’s the great one?”

Adam the “so-and-so” was conveniently left out of this narrative.

Marvin the Mediocre.

But…Andrew eventually gave many grand kids………

Losers eat Fruit Loops.

Siblings: I’ve got nine of ‘em. I mean, I haven’t conquered much territory, but, maybe I could wear today’s tiara?

There is a lot less pressure on Andrew…….except from Mom, of course!

I have two sisters but no brothers … does that make me a chauvinist male …?

( they sometimes think so )

My sister and I eventually reached friendly terms, though it took years. We’d get together for dinner maybe twice a year and catch up. (The distance between our homes was less than five miles.)

I heard he´s a real so and so.

Could be worse ,at least you arent Jesus brother James. Thats an impossible act to follow let me tell you

Coffee is for conquerers!