Hungarian doctor Ignaz Semmelweis realized that by washing his hands before tending to women in labor, he could slash the maternal mortality rate. Pregnant women flocked to his hospital precisely because they had a better chance of surviving childbirth, but fellow doctors were indignant over the implication that their unwashed hands were deadly. Semmelweis ended his days in an insane asylum and missed seeing his theory vindicated.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 6 months ago
“Scrub schlubs.”
Imagine 6 months ago
…of him.
SHIVA 6 months ago
Yeah, make it look like an accident!!!
Aussie65 6 months ago
You need to wash afterwards
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 6 months ago
If I have surgery anytime in the future, I’m going to tell the doc’s I’m a lawyer!
Superfrog 6 months ago
Maybe gloves would be a good idea. Thick gloves.
TStyle78 6 months ago
At least he isn’t a politician.
Dobie Premium Member 6 months ago
A lawyer, huh? Well, watch what his leg does when I press right here!
Gent 6 months ago
Funny he agree to your steenky terms and sign legal form eh.
dbrucepm 6 months ago
well we know it’s not heart surgery, lawyers don’t have a heart
BadCreaturesBecomeDems 6 months ago
Lawyer? Triple your price and have him sign 83 forms of fine print. Next, tell him to see a different doctor.
pat sandy creator 6 months ago
the patient is wearing legal briefs…
ladykat 6 months ago
Yes, you should. Before and after.
markkahler52 6 months ago
Exchange his brain for Bill the Cat’s. Hilarity to follow!!
Chris 6 months ago
knock him out he won’t know the difference… is what I’d like to say, but you should wash your hands anyways. cause it’s just gross if you don’t. :p
goboboyd 6 months ago
Bring the tiny print catalog of wavers for him to sign and have notarized .
brick10 6 months ago
Why? He probably doesn’t.
Temporomandibular Flux Cluster 6 months ago
The Hypocritical Oaf: First, wash your hands of all patience — and patients.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
Malpractice makes perfect.
davewhamond creator 6 months ago
Overruled!
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Don’t worry, being a Lawyer isn’t contagious.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
Wait…what?…you mean…….
zenyattafan 6 months ago
Hungarian doctor Ignaz Semmelweis realized that by washing his hands before tending to women in labor, he could slash the maternal mortality rate. Pregnant women flocked to his hospital precisely because they had a better chance of surviving childbirth, but fellow doctors were indignant over the implication that their unwashed hands were deadly. Semmelweis ended his days in an insane asylum and missed seeing his theory vindicated.
coffeeturtle 6 months ago
what, too many medical malpractice lawsuits?
lawguy05 6 months ago
Ouch.
Buoy 6 months ago
They must be quite conflicted. They took an oath to do no harm, but on the other hand, one less lawyer could save maaany lives…
raybarb44 6 months ago
That’s what Pontius Pilate said. Better follow his lead…..