Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 16, 2024

“Copping a pee.”

Your fly is open.

Be careful, the floor’s wet.

Watch out! He’s got a gun!

I knew that’s what they actually did.

Soon to be SPLAT!

Flys always seem to know when you reach for the fly swatter.

they might need to call in reinforcements…

Always wondered what SWAT guys do on slow days. Do they do gypsy moth caterpillars?

That is one specialized maintenance crew!

Well, the crime scene will be easy to process.

Anybody have a Kleenex!

One picture says it all.

LOL!

Funny stuff! Nice composition!

There is an Orkin commercial playing in the USA right now about hiring a pro to kill bugs. Turns out they got a Tennis Pro to “swat” the bugs.

I feel so dumb! It seems everyone got it, I don’t get it. What are those things on the floor?

I don’t think the fly’s gonna maggot.

Okay, get ready… we go in on number 2!

There is a tool called an A-Salt rifle for killing bugs. It is air powered and you fill the chamber with salt, giving you many shots. It is actually very effective and a lot of fun to use. We used one at a restaurant I worked at that was in cattle country, and every year around a certain time you could count on an annual fly migration passing through.

Ok, on the floor, face down! Do it… now! Ok, on the wall! So, it’s going to be on the ceiling!? If you want to do it the hard way! For us at least.

“Let’s flee said the fly”. “Let’s fly said the flea” so they both flew up the flue! Thank you, Ogden Nash!

they’ve never liked working on the fly…

“Oh, superfly

You’re gonna make your fortune by and by

But if you lose, don’t ask no questions why

The only game you know is do or die"

- Curtis Mayfield

He hasn’t done anything but offend another fly on the Internet.