Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 08, 2024

That’s not a life. This is a life.

Crocodile Done Deal.

Yes, the drain really is moving in the opposite direction. I remember a Simpsons episode where Homer goes to Australia to find this out.

Crocodile Dundee, a life coach

Hmmm, I couldn’t come up with anything funny for this one. Wait……

Nope, still nuthin’.

Customer: “I’ll just have a coffee.” Australian barman: “Co-o-o—Beer?”

Anyone remember the Fosters Beer Australian style commercials?

Not near the drain yet. Still floating in a the Sea of Confusion like most of us.

it’s a croc…

WHEN EMPTYING THE BATH, IF YOU SPIN THE WATER ANTI-CLOCKWISE IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE THE WATER WILL CONTINUE IN THAT DIRECTION,,,, FECK! DIDN’T NO CAPS LOCK WAS ON11

I don’t think the flat earthers have managed to explain the different Coriolis effects in different parts of the world.

Either way, your life circles down the drain.

Could be the reason they talk funny down there as well.

…and the squirrel gets it right again!

Oh jeez, another wallaby comedian.

Begs the question… Whatever became of Paul Hogan?

Yes, and I’ve seen “Boar!”

And it ends up down under there somewhere.

Our meteorology Professors insisted on us learning cum-sole and contra-solem.

…but the meat on the barbie tastes just as good …!

its a vortex of doom!

This is counter-intuitive.

That life drain would have to be about a mile across for the Coriolis Effect to have anything to do with your downfall.

Hey now, let’s back off of Mick Dundee OK! That’s not a knife, Now That’s a Knife !!! Happy Monday, Happy Eclipse Week ! ;-)