Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 11, 2024

Star Wars Trek.

Or was that Star Trek Wars?

He was trekking around the universe.

This is not the father Luke was looking for: He came from the future through a time portal from a galaxy far far away.

If not J. T. Kirk Chakotay would be another option.

Kirk was my idol

Kirk sure loved the ladies.

It IS possible, given Kirk’s penchant for ladies AND time travel!

Still don’t see the point of running an ancestor search on a dog. What’s the point? … and don’t try to explain the bumper sticker “ I love my grand dog.

Somehow, the name Luke Kirk just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

David Marcus has a brother?

“I am your father Luke. Give in to the Prime Directive*.”

*some exceptions apply.

“Beam me up Scotty!”

Maybe R2D2 will assimilate him into the Borg.

That…………….would explain a lot!

his mother was Angelique Pettyjohn (born Dorothy Lee Perrins; March 11, 1943 – February 14, 1992) from the Gamesters of Triskelion

well, Kirk always did get the space babes

LOL!

R2D2’s translation: “Big deal. Mine says my ancestor was named HAL!”

I was so disappointed when Darth Vader’s mask was removed and we did not see the face of James Earl Jones.

I think.. he’s got quite a bit of money so perhaps an inheritance is possible. Darth Vader turned out to be a loser so your better off not carrying his DNA anyway.

funny…at first I thought R2 was swearing! Lol!

George Lucas is my age and we both loved the original Star Trek.

Better Kirk than that guy William Shatner….. ;-o

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( apologies all over the place )

“Luke…I…am…your…father.”

Well, Indiana Jones’s father was James Bond.

Not possible. Kirk had his DNA records erased after the third alien paternity lawsuit.

The best “Star Wars” movie was “Spaceballs”. The best “Star Trek” movie was “Galaxy Quest”.

LOL!!!!!

Intercomic trivia: The T. is for “Tiberius”. Jane’s World stars Jane Tiberius Wyatt (“My dad was a Star Trek fan.” quoth she). Jane Wyatt played Amanda in the episode “Journey To Babel”.