Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 11, 2024

“You go now! You been here 4 hour!”

Yes, keep reminding Ralph!

Oh! Why? What happened?

Guess they don’t have seatbelt laws there.

Our favorite buffet was great, but alas, closed now. (COVID-19 – no workers, scared patrons, etc.)

My dad was asked to leave an all you can eat shrimp buffet because that’s all he ate, none of the sides

All you can eat $5.95 for the first hour. $20/hr after that.

I knew a woman that used to eat a LOT. Her boyfriend stated once that when they went out for a meal, if he paid £100 for it, she probably ate £85 worth of it

If this a Chinese Buffet he’s talking about, it would be like the image of a dragon eating its own tail.

Our favorite buffet closed for Covid, after 4 years it just re-opened this month!

Well, the sign did say,“All food must be eaten on site” Ralph just assumed…

“It says all you can eat, NOT all you can eat RIGHT NOW! – Al Bundy (A true American hero.)

Why would it close if he was such a good customer? Maybe close early because they were out of food.

Ralph made everybody ralph.

The was Asian restaurant in Fort Worth Texas USA with a ayce buffet . I would eat a plate of shrimp, then a full Chinese dinner. They were there 20 years so I guess I didn’t do too much harm.

This reminds me of the free sides when you order an entree. Saw 2 at a table that ordered just a salad since they were “on a diet”. Then they emptied all the sides that were on the on the bar.

When we lived in New Orleans there was a seafood place close to where we lived. On Tuesdays they had all you can eat crawfish. Neither of us liked it, but liked other entrees. When we went on a Tuesday we ate our dinners & watched as huge trays of crawfish were devoured. We got a lot of weird looks- wondering why we were there.

Did they close down before or after COVID?

Ralph is non gratis.