Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 17, 2024

Have to scoot forward a bit before attempting lift off..

Got that from the Lockhorns, very funny stuff and I might add so true.

All the joints protest for 2 minutes.

Not exactly a Rocker Rocket Man.

Perhaps when I was younger and had one Beer to many ;-)

Which way should I do this so that it doesn’t hurt so much?

Yeah, I’m living that dream.

I think I can, I think I can…

Might be a bit difficult with that low, wide centre of gravity.

And establish a plan of action – scoot forward, throw your upper body forward at the same time pushing down on the arm rests with your arms and expelling a big Oooff as you rise up to a standing position.

No one ever told me that getting old comes with a sound track. Mine is cereal, “Snap, Crackle, & Pop.”

If you can see yourself opening the box of Snickers Ice Cream Bars, you’re …

My joints protest all the time.

Ok this ones too real..

I am there.

Planning the moves takes some thought.

must stick the landing, not good to over-shoot the vertical

It’s true. There are times when I have to negotiate with the rest of me before attempting anything athletic… like standing up..

Or it could be because of that rut in your chair.