Andertoons by Mark Anderson for December 05, 2024

Maple or pine?

Yummy…

No, thank you. It just wouldn’t be write.

He’s a cartoonist, so “Yes!”

As a kid, I always wondered why anyone would want wood chips on their pizza. Now, I always use the shaker of red pepper.

I always found it vaguely annoying when the waiter wanted to grind pepper on my salad for me. Just hand me the pepper mill and let me do it for myself.

It adds fiber.

As long as it’s fresh.

Must be a vegan restaurant.

Is this a school-themed restaurant?

Yes, please, otherwise this would be pointless.

That better not be #2 shavings!

Eraser dust is an upcharge…

If I recall the book correctly, in regard to pencil shavings, Willy Wonka said that’s what they use to make breakfast cereal.

Price of cheese gotten that high??

recommended by euell gibbons…

I remember a couple fancy restaurants that smelled like pepper when you walked in the door. Than they wanted to grind pepper onto your food. What are they hiding?