Andertoons by Mark Anderson for September 25, 2024

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    dalton9529  about 2 months ago

    I know a fellow that meets this description. Sadly he committed suicide this summer. He managed to run off everyone that wanted to befriend him. He was in his 60s. All ever talked about was his failures in life and who he resented.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Welcome to the sad hour!

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    MayCauseBurns  about 2 months ago

    …Roy Cohn.

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    flingebunt  about 2 months ago

    ….grew up to be a sad little man that no one liked, but owns a big house, drives a sports car and married a supermodel thanks to all the money they made from writing angsty novels, screen plays and radio dramas

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    So sad that he can’t even afford a tv?

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member about 2 months ago

    And now you know …. the rest of the story.

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    edmund_graham  about 2 months ago

    Is that the “Doesn’t life suck?” hour?

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    ekw555  about 2 months ago

    that’s the story of my life right there.

    except eventually I went from sad to angry.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Except he got elected president.

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    bobnedzel  about 2 months ago

    Therefore millions of people liked him.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Although he did make a fortune on NPR telling sad, insipid stories.

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 2 months ago

    Well, that’s encouraging…

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    lawguy05  about 2 months ago

    He just needs a friend.

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    crazeekatlady  about 2 months ago

    I was a sad little girl. Who grew into a sad adult. Then I went to a psychiatrist.

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    gozirra2 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Life Sucks.,. Then You Die” by The Fools.

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    sincavage05  about 2 months ago

    Not a good bedtime story, it would scare the beejeezus out of me.

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Reality Radio, for our next selection " Elenore Rigby".

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