9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for April 13, 2024

Ya gotta get the hearse with the trailer hitch.

Someone once told me I couldn’t take it with me, to which I replied that if that was the case, then I ain’t goin…

Have fun trying. I figure those trying to take it with them are making their own hell.

So, there’s neither beer or crypto in heaven. Wonder if there’s crypto but they changed the passwords so you can’t access it? Wouldn’t that be just like hell?

That’s the problem with selfishness. It will weigh you down.

Tilotson vaulted into heaven.

Spend it all before you go; just leave enough for your burial or cremation.

Reminds me of the perceptive, but unknown theory of anti-proverbs. For every proverb that says do it, another says don’t. You get to choose.

A penny saved is a penny earned — but you can’t take it with you.

Look before you leap — he who hesitates is lost.

yep

Of course, the only currency is halos.

This one should have had him dragging the safe through hades

But one suspects that earthly financial wealth has no value in Heaven.