Dinner.
The fish was a diversity hire.
The fish makes the rest of you look better by comparison.
The fish doesn’t make the mess y’all make. No footprints on floor or rugs. Don’t have open door to let them out.
Low maintenance.
A big heart needs more to spread the love around.
Emergency rations.
Entertainment for you!
For when Tom comes up with fish jokes!
Ornamental, unless it is an algae eater, those are utilitarian. Aquarium maintenance.
Cat TV
I never have figured out the watching-a-creature-live-in-a-cage thing.
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Purple People Eater 8 months ago
Dinner.
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
The fish was a diversity hire.
Just_Karl 8 months ago
The fish makes the rest of you look better by comparison.
flemmingo 8 months ago
The fish doesn’t make the mess y’all make. No footprints on floor or rugs. Don’t have open door to let them out.
vacman 8 months ago
Low maintenance.
SlackPuter 8 months ago
A big heart needs more to spread the love around.
Sir Isaac 8 months ago
Emergency rations.
stukelele 8 months ago
Entertainment for you!
enigmamz 8 months ago
For when Tom comes up with fish jokes!
norphos 8 months ago
Ornamental, unless it is an algae eater, those are utilitarian. Aquarium maintenance.
Hello Sweetie 8 months ago
Cat TV
mistercatworks 8 months ago
I never have figured out the watching-a-creature-live-in-a-cage thing.