The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 16, 2024

I bet he can really tickle the ivory’s!

Well, what Jamaica that?

Of course elephants are great musicians. They have the ear for it.

Terrible pun, and a fine homage to a great singer.

He really flies thru that number!

Shirt should be unbuttoned.

♫ Hey mister tally man tally my pea e nuts ♫

For his next number, he’ll be doing Chubby Checker’s “Dumbo Rock”: “Jack be Dumbo, Jack be quick Jack go under de Dumbo stick”

I’ve seen a horse fly. I’ve even seen a house fly, but I ain’t never seen an elephant fly.

Those congas are gonna take a pounding!

Next song in the set, “Try to Remember”.

How about Shari Belafonte.

funny

Even Henny Youngman had too much class and self respect. He would never stoop that low for a joke.

His story will be featured in a motion picture called Apocalypso Now.

Thanks a lot for the earworm.

Their record sold in mammoth amounts.

“Ladies and Pachyderms, let’s give a warm, trunk-trumpeting welcome to Hairy Ell-Lah-Fahn-Tay”

He can pachyderm them in.

He’s on a concert tour in the southern states, with performances in Tuskegee and Tuscaloosa.

ivories

SCOTT HILLBURN: Extra-good pun.