Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 15, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’d have no problem getting up except I keep the bedroom COLD. I’m awake but I don’t wanna get up. Got no place to go except gym anyways

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    ronaldspence  10 months ago

    Sly had a rocky start

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    Pickled Pete  10 months ago

    A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to make an Action Film featuring Classical Musicians.

    They begin to enlist famous Action Heroes. The actors they choose are:

    Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Director says, “Sylvester, you be Beethoven. Bruce, you be Mozart.”

    Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”

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    therese_callahan2002  10 months ago

    That lion looks hungry. Thankfully, he didn’t…..

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    mindjob  10 months ago

    I though dysania was a paranoid fear of vacuum cleaners

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    NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 10 months ago

    I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like! I like Bagels! (real ones, of course)

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    petermerck  10 months ago

    I caught dysania when I retired. Glad there’s no cure.

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    paranormal  10 months ago

    Cleaning lion cages is a good job if you can get it. After all, cleaners are always getting eaten by their clients…

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    David_the_CAD  10 months ago

    It is called morning because you morn getting out of bed; at least I do.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago

    So what did Ms. Sparrow use for Lox and cream cheese?

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    h.v.greenman  10 months ago

    Spinal Arthritis also makes it hard to get out of bed in the mornings, and it’s easier to pronounce

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    pearlyqim  10 months ago

    I like the look on the lion’s face! :-)

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    FassEddie  10 months ago

    Hail Dysania!

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    Dysania? How can you have a medical condition for something that’s normal? There should be a name for when people like getting up early.

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    LAFITZGERALD  10 months ago

    I learn so much every time I view a panel in this strip continuance!!

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    i used to live in Dysania

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    cactusbob333  10 months ago

    If I were dropped into a lion cage, there would be a mess to clean up.

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    6turtle9  10 months ago

    Before I became not a Hollywood Actor, I used to clean the Hippopotamus’ cage at the Fresno Zoo. ADRIAN!!! Was the Hippo’s name. No lion.

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    Rob Smith Premium Member 10 months ago

    After several rewrites, that became “Eye of the Tiger”.

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    moosemin  10 months ago

    In NY, eh? Probably right after his zoo gig, Sly got a small part in the Woody Allen movie “Bananas”, as a would-be robber in the subway.

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    ChucklinChuck  10 months ago

    Can anyone decipher the labels on the bagels?

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