I’d have no problem getting up except I keep the bedroom COLD. I’m awake but I don’t wanna get up. Got no place to go except gym anyways
Sly had a rocky start
A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to make an Action Film featuring Classical Musicians.
They begin to enlist famous Action Heroes. The actors they choose are:
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Director says, “Sylvester, you be Beethoven. Bruce, you be Mozart.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”
That lion looks hungry. Thankfully, he didn’t…..
I though dysania was a paranoid fear of vacuum cleaners
I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like! I like Bagels! (real ones, of course)
I caught dysania when I retired. Glad there’s no cure.
Cleaning lion cages is a good job if you can get it. After all, cleaners are always getting eaten by their clients…
It is called morning because you morn getting out of bed; at least I do.
So what did Ms. Sparrow use for Lox and cream cheese?
Spinal Arthritis also makes it hard to get out of bed in the mornings, and it’s easier to pronounce
I like the look on the lion’s face! :-)
Hail Dysania!
Dysania? How can you have a medical condition for something that’s normal? There should be a name for when people like getting up early.
I learn so much every time I view a panel in this strip continuance!!
i used to live in Dysania
If I were dropped into a lion cage, there would be a mess to clean up.
Before I became not a Hollywood Actor, I used to clean the Hippopotamus’ cage at the Fresno Zoo. ADRIAN!!! Was the Hippo’s name. No lion.
After several rewrites, that became “Eye of the Tiger”.
In NY, eh? Probably right after his zoo gig, Sly got a small part in the Woody Allen movie “Bananas”, as a would-be robber in the subway.
Can anyone decipher the labels on the bagels?
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 months ago
I’d have no problem getting up except I keep the bedroom COLD. I’m awake but I don’t wanna get up. Got no place to go except gym anyways
ronaldspence 10 months ago
Sly had a rocky start
Pickled Pete 10 months ago
A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to make an Action Film featuring Classical Musicians.
They begin to enlist famous Action Heroes. The actors they choose are:
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Director says, “Sylvester, you be Beethoven. Bruce, you be Mozart.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”
therese_callahan2002 10 months ago
That lion looks hungry. Thankfully, he didn’t…..
mindjob 10 months ago
I though dysania was a paranoid fear of vacuum cleaners
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 10 months ago
I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like! I like Bagels! (real ones, of course)
petermerck 10 months ago
I caught dysania when I retired. Glad there’s no cure.
paranormal 10 months ago
Cleaning lion cages is a good job if you can get it. After all, cleaners are always getting eaten by their clients…
David_the_CAD 10 months ago
It is called morning because you morn getting out of bed; at least I do.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago
So what did Ms. Sparrow use for Lox and cream cheese?
h.v.greenman 10 months ago
Spinal Arthritis also makes it hard to get out of bed in the mornings, and it’s easier to pronounce
pearlyqim 10 months ago
I like the look on the lion’s face! :-)
FassEddie 10 months ago
Hail Dysania!
Bilan 10 months ago
Dysania? How can you have a medical condition for something that’s normal? There should be a name for when people like getting up early.
LAFITZGERALD 10 months ago
I learn so much every time I view a panel in this strip continuance!!
oakie817 10 months ago
i used to live in Dysania
cactusbob333 10 months ago
If I were dropped into a lion cage, there would be a mess to clean up.
6turtle9 10 months ago
Before I became not a Hollywood Actor, I used to clean the Hippopotamus’ cage at the Fresno Zoo. ADRIAN!!! Was the Hippo’s name. No lion.
Rob Smith Premium Member 10 months ago
After several rewrites, that became “Eye of the Tiger”.
moosemin 10 months ago
In NY, eh? Probably right after his zoo gig, Sly got a small part in the Woody Allen movie “Bananas”, as a would-be robber in the subway.
ChucklinChuck 10 months ago
Can anyone decipher the labels on the bagels?