Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for April 18, 2024

Knew a couple of Irish wolfhounds who liked to munch on the backyard corners of the house’s concrete-block foundation. Inside the house they opted for windowsills—better view, I supose.

Splinters—ow

Poor tree!

His bite is worse than his bark….

Who’s a good boy! Better a tree than a sofa or chair.

Hee hee!

This reminds me of a time, many many moons ago, when I was in line at the movies. The fellow in front of me was wearing a shirt that said “Give blood, play hockey”.

I laughed because mine said “Skydiving: it’s not a real sport unless you can die of massive internal trauma”.

Keep in mind that I was a 36 year old cute blonde at the time.

Not so much! :-D

Will better watch out. He could get in trouble with the EPA, like Charlie Brown did last month.

I once read a news story about a pit bull that bit into the tire of a vehicle that was about to pull out of a driveway. The driver tried to slowly back up, figuring the dog would let go, but it didn’t. It was determined to hold on and went round and round with the tire. I don’t recall how the incident ended.

Ooh! That’s a federal crime, mister!

Poor tree!

Shades of Charlie Brown a few weeks ago, lol!

Charlie Brown did this a few weeks ago.

geez… and I thought deer eating all the leaves off my trees was bad

Cats sharpen claws,

Pit Bulls strengthen jaws,

Which is why city councils pass laws.

Paging Mr. Pedantic! “You called?” Yes, do cats sharpen their claws when scratching a tree? “No, they do not, they’re actually dulling them to reduce their size so they don’t grow out too far.”

Hey, he took a bite outta the toilet!

Sapwood and bark……..now that is “crunchy”!!!!!!