Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 23, 2024

Oooohhhh Uncle Ted…….

This can’t possibly end well.

He probably met a scammer

How does he get his teeth to appear and disappear at will?

I sense a catfish…

I don’t know what to think about this. I mean, Uncle Ted getting an online Girlfriend has been done before, but I love the way it’s been incorporated into this new arc. His Neil Diamond T-shirt is hilarious, Ted’s definitely the kind of guy to listen to him lol.

5/10

This is going to end disastrously isn’t it…

I’ve never met her, but she is a Nigerian princess and seems like she comes from a lottttt of wealth.

Oh no. I hope he hasn’t sent her any money. Better warn him not to, Nate.

I FREAKING CALLED IT! LETS GO!

“This lady friend has a daughter that knows you”

After seeing Nate’s dad and uncle I’m amazed his personality isn’t a lot worse.

I was right. He has a “girlfriend.” Now all he has to do is meet her.

Ted, ted, ted…

I knew it

Good stuff. Nate is best out of school.

Called it.

That was no lady. That was my golddigger.

Sigh I figured it’d be this. Stupid tired online dating jokes. See this is why I rolled my eyes a bit at people complaning about the daphne arc last month: It was long.. but it was a well told story that cemented the relationship, had a lot of great tension, and a good joke or two in the early parts before that really woudln’t of fit.

This however.. is something we’ve seen plenty of: We’ve seen ned be egotistical, awkward and just annoying. Yes nerds like him exist, Ned is the kind of guy whose mad silver surfer might be a lady, but if you don’t have anything new on the topic, don’t cover it. It’s the same reason Nate’s Grandpa and Coach John did and his stalker used to. It’s the same unfunny, dated character with no fresh spin. Hopefully i’m wrong to rant here and I can’t easily predict the conclusion as i’d love for ned , like Kim to get something new to him. A succesful relationship where he has to grow up a bit (I.e. actually get contribute to his parents house at a minimum), COULD be good. I just have my doubts.

This is not going well for Ted

What if they actually meet?

The ‘Catfished’ YouTube channel is so amazingly pathetically sad, delusional men and women. Often it’s ‘I’m in the military overseas and need money to get home’. 300 pound 70 year old toothless women in wheelchairs who found a hot young stud who loves them, just mental.

Uncle ted’s online dating profile picture was probably a pro body builder. If my theory is right, as soon as his “girlfriend” meets the real deal, she will probably dump him

R.I.P Ted Wright Born ? Died 4/23/2024 Reason of death heartbreak

BRO GOT THE GOOFIAH RETRACTABLE TEETH

BRO IS ACTUALLY FROM HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

new character! 7/10

Ted needs to meet her. I wonder how it will go. Any ideas?

Be careful. Could be a 35 year old cop pretending to be a 12 year old girl.

hes probably dating like a teenager or a 80 year old woman

Cant imagine him with a girlfriend. Bet he’s gonna break up with her in this arc.

idk not very excited 4 this arc unless ted actually meets his’’lady friend’’ 4/10

Poll: who is gonna win the prem?

eh, a little more grit would be nice… Like more insight to how they have met, and what they are yet to become…7/10, or 6/9

Why am I not suprised.

This made me laugh.

I wonder how he found her…

what if it’s mrs. godefrey… LMAO

Uncle Ted arc…yay. Overall Rating: 5/10

Oh, shoot…

imagine he gets catfished

called it

Remember when he had an online Girlfriend whose profile pic was Beyoncé lol that’s what’s happening again I bet

6/10, predictable, probably like the other arcs.

lol for real bro

Oh uh…

new invention. it’s called socializing.

Honestly, why would anyone want to date with Uncle Ted?

Internet troll?

Neil Diamond Tee shirt, fresh out of the thrift store…….ORRRR he went raiding one of those drop-off bins in the wee small hours…..

God this comment section sucks, anyways looks like an interesting arc! From what i’ve seen, Ted hasn’t been catfished before. 7.3/10, look forward to where this is heading!

Can’t believe Pierce referenced the girlfriend from Fiji, and I’m even more astounded by the fact that I remember it

PREDICTED IT

What is up with Uncle Ted’s teeth

He probably Saw an Ad

it’s obviously a fake. anyone with a phone in prison would either be in deep trouble or out.