Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 25, 2024

No one ever wants to learn what their weak points are…

I notice that “courageous” wasn’t one of his strengths.

no guts, no glory

The weaknesses were going to take much longer anyway.

Horsie weakness is not able to takes creeteeceesm.

Say Horsie what was you doing horsing around with yer pal in London yesterday?

he’s open to feedback…er…feedbag.

Is it my inability to accept constructive criticism …

… or is it my attention spa… SQUIRREL!!!

Too much knowledge is a dangerous thing.

His main weakness is being an elevatorholic

A good alternate punchline would have been for the bird to be standing next to a roll of paper to rival Santa’s “Naughty/nice list”

not RUN Horace… TROT… as in you are hot to trot…!

When it comes to criticism, this horse wears blinders.

Asking for praise exposes your biggest fault.

Number one on the list: you run away from constructive criticism.

Well-hung?

Could “can’t take criticism” possibly be one of his weaknesses?