Red and Rover by Brian Basset for April 27, 2024

I never had that problem and I delivered on a moving motorcycle.

Red must have quite the arm in able to break a window with just a newspaper.

Red threw a newspaper like a big paper dart and now he and Rover are darting away.

The papers I carried for, two different ones, forbid us to throw the papers.

Best paper route my son had was in a luxury high-rise apartment building (we lived in the city then)—all he had to do was drop the papers at the apartment doors. No dealing with weather and he got great tips!

Next time, Red, let Rover run it up to the porch!

I had a customer who wanted me to hit his metal screen door, said it was his alarm to get up…

Who would want to live in a glass house anyway? Imagine cleaning all those windows.

Safety glass!!!!!1

So much for your pay and any tip you might have received.

Nice mid-century architecture, though

Is Newspaper delivery still a thing ?

Like they wouldn’t have a pretty good idea who might have thrown a newspaper at their house.

OR buy really cheap glass windows……

Red can blame this one on Frank Lloyd Wright.

I need Red, he at least got it to the house, mine made it in front of my driveway on the street.