Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 02, 2024

Where does it hurt?

Yes.

All those aches and pains build character.

But I am already a character. Enough already!

Forgot hips and wrists. (I know, not part of the song)

I just tell my Dr ………. it’s easier to tell you where it “DOESN’T” hurt …… :)

The reason why I go for a walk every day …. So the back does not hurt . Must keep the muscles in shape ;-)

When a plugger sings, the doctor gets an earache.

More like – “You’re looking at it.”

Everywhere, but it’s worse here, and here, and here.

When my mom was still around she said, “Getting old ain’t for sissy’s.”

Having had multiple surgeries on both shoulders and both knees, there’s a lot of truth in this.

It is not where it hurts, but does it hurt worse anywhere?

“Any NEW pains?”

Plugger: Doc, it hurts when I do THlS.Doc: Well, stop doing THAT.

You need to be careful on what you tell the doctor if you are having your “free” annual physical (covered 100% by insurance) and you mention something hurts then the visit becomes diagnostic and you may get stuck with a co-pay / deductible.

If most Pluggers are like me, that’s a pretty accurate description of where the pain is.

and before he heads out:glasses, wallet, keys and phone to the same tune

Where doesn’t it hurt?