Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 22, 2024

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    A Common 'tator  3 months ago

    Mark, I have to comment. The subtle changes in the angle of the woman’s eyebrows is so expressive and fascinating…

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Things could get worse. There might be a support group for sailors meeting in the next room, and one of them might come in looking to use the head.

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    Travis must be fascinated by his purple tie.

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    Ha! With what? You’re just heads in jars!

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    Lotus  3 months ago

    Why not go get him? After all, they are Jarheads! (That’s for you Marines out there.)

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    dbwindhorst  3 months ago

    The attendees must not have seen “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die.”

    Is there a nearby closet?

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    joegeethree  3 months ago

    If you’re a severed head and want to lead, you must have acolytes.

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    bagholder5150  3 months ago

    Or at least electrolytes

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    “Well, gotta go! My Mad Scientist is here to pick me up!”

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    SofaKing  3 months ago

    One thousand years in the future Nixon’s severed head in a jar is president of the world, unless Futurama is fictional…

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  3 months ago

    The end of many an uprising:

    The recognition of impotence without the accused.
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    Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member 3 months ago

    Jar Heads. The Few. The Proud.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    What they really need is not a support group, but a telekinesis empowerment class. I wonder if they offer that at the local community college?

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