Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 30, 2024

No worse than Reddit’s funny signs.

It’s more real than you think.

There’s free non-metered parking half a block from where I live, but No Parking after 3:00 P.M. Everyday tow trucks pull up at 2:45 P.M. to tow them away, a very expensive oversight!! Poor fish!!

The city once dropped a ticket for me when I showed them a photo of the sign by where I parked. If they couldn’t read it they weren’t going to fine me for being unable to read it.

“No parking except for standing vehicles”. I have yet to see any cars standing up, perhaps that sign is for Autobots?

I can see why.

Don’t Not Turn Left, Except:….

A ‘Park-asso’

That’s surreal confusing sign.

What are the other objects in this exhibit?

Brings to mind Steve Martin’s idea for solving overpopulation, an idea that would wipe out Princeton, NJ: Death Penalty for parking violation.

I got a ticket for running a red light. They sent me the picture, only the light was green. I had to pay the fine first, then I sent them back the picture showing the light was green. I was reimbursed months later

They forgot the snow emergency route sign.

“Sign-reading considered mopery after 11:00 p.m.”

“No way zone.”

“Alternate-side-of-street parking on parallel Tuesdays.”

“Chartreuse zone for freeloading ONLY.”

“Curb your car.”

“Horse-drawn carriages between 1830 and 1925 ONLY.”