Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 22, 2024

Funny, I was just talking about this sort of thing with a friend this afternoon.

MOM: Doug, have you seen my glasses?

DOUG: They’re on your head, dummy!

Can I borrow your glasses? I can’t read your sign.

I assume she’s offering a spec-tacular reward.

LOL!

Better yet, join the pool, as to when she’ll find her glasses herself.

As I get older, I do occasionally have to take my glasses off to peer at something up close, even though I have progressive lenses. But I’ve never understood pushing them back on one’s head like that. Don’t you smear the lenses?

Ha! Stay out of the Sun whatever you do!

I’m always misplacing my glasses. Drives me crazy.

Off the top of my head, I’d say they’re on the top of your head.

Don’t look now but I think I found them.

How did she see well enough to write up the ‘lost’ sign?

Yesterday my wife got in my truck and then said she had to go back in the house to get her sunglasses. She was wearing them.