Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 18, 2024

Wouldn’t that be great.

Aunty Terrorist?

Do we need a national visit your relative day? How meddlesome.

I’ve been working on a similar device. I’m trying to develop a phone that will detect if the caller is crying. Teenage daughters may be the true mother of invention.

I thought all Dave’s relatives were in the Stir?

Fly away! Fly away!

I have a couple of relatives like that. I was visiting my parents some years ago and against my desires, decided to have a small family gathering while I was there. One aunt, attempting to pry into my personal matters, just so she could have something to gossip about to others. She got mad when I choose not to play and tell her anything. She told me she had a right to know about the things she was asking about. I asked her why she had a right to know anything about me, that she was not giving me, nor had she ever given me money, I had been married over 30 years (at that point), was employed, etc. I never used any profanity or yelled, but I spoke forcefully and bluntly.

She got into a big fluff and apparently I was the jerk because she and her cohort of other relatives; who came to confront me thought I was unreasonable and rude. They were shocked at how rude I was when they showed up to demand I apologize. The second bout was not my finest moment by a long shot. Sigh.

At the cemetery?!

(Whaaat? .. too dark?!)

If you really have an Aunt Bev, and she reads this, I hope she has a better sense of humor than what’s pictured! Lol!

I wonder if this detector truly tests one’s meddle.

Aunty looks grim. She must have some serious meddling to do.

It also goes off for Pink Floyd fans

It took a lot of mettle to do this. :)

I need a portable for co-workers. Please advise!

Dave’s Theory Of Relativity is easier to understand …!

(h)e… = …(u)m … c’s…squared

( strettttch )

The Theory of Relativity states that time moves slower the longer the relatives are in your house.

Every home should have one!