Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 29, 2024

tsk … he forgot “debt-collecting evader”

canal tester?

Mattress tester?

Pool player!! Shouldn’t that be ….. snooker player!!!

;-)

Bank CEO. They have managed to cadge money off of governments worldwide. He would be perfect for the role.

Fibbing on the second one a bit aren’t we Andy?

Andy wouldn’t like that job. Beer tasters have to taste the beer, spit it out, then rinse their mouth with water to prepare for the next tasting.

He’s not gonna have a job

I’ll take the job of Fortune cookie writer!

Field obstruction.

Professional Dole Money Collector…….he has years of experience.

Couch test pilot.

Napping couch test pilot would be a good one.

Andy should enter politics. Or is he actually over qualified.

Well, you had to ask…

He once turned down a job in a sleep research lab—all he had to do was sleep!—because he didn’t want to have to go all the way to the bank to get the check (or rather, cheque) cashed.

see out of jail

Music critic for Guitar Bob. :)

Grub Thug

He’s doing a great job at staying meaningfully unemployed. He cadges whatever he can to keep getting the suds. The rest is all recreation.

That’ll ensure he’ll never gets a job. They’re not gonna hire him as beer taster, cause he doesn’t stop at tasting.

Professional pool players don’t cheat. Every game. Every time. He’s delusional.

Andy considers any job where he has to be sober unsuitable.

Remember the “Cheers” episode where Norm was trying to get a job as a beer taster?

“Beer tasting”? Andy would empty the barrel every time. He’d become a one sot booze shortage.

Leave it to Andy

Andy would be homeless here.