Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 30, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    From Not Always Right: A Series Of Ever More Complicated Blonde Moments

    Customer: “Is it okay if I wait at the bar until a hot blonde walks in?”

    Me: “I mean, sure, you can wait at the bar, but I wouldn’t recommend harassing any of our customers.”

    Customer: “Don’t worry. I’m smooth.”

    I cautiously let him sit there with his small beer, but I keep an eye on him. Funnily enough, a blonde actually does walk into the bar about ten minutes later. This guy actually winks at me, and then he moves in to prove how “smooth” he is.

    Customer: “Hey there, gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink? I can see you’re married, and your husband is one lucky guy, I gotta say!”

    I’m about to move in to stop his display, but the woman just rolls her eyes and kisses him.

    Customer: Seeing my alarm “Yo, barkeep! Meet my wife!”

    Man, what a rollercoaster.

    NOT my story although I did pull something similar once.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    What’s it do? Magnifies much other thingies, which you’re doing to me, right now!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    Beepable bewbie alert. BEEPABLE BEWBIE ALERT.

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    tony_n_jen2003  5 months ago

    Travis has been sexiled

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    Sir Isaac  5 months ago

    Am I the only one here who has trouble imaging how Leo and the blond go about making out?

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    rgbourj  5 months ago

    Leo was a playa….

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 months ago

    I know Leo is short for Leopold but today’s strip reminds me of Leonard and Penny.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    He’s hoping for a lot of chemistry, between them.

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    SofaKing  5 months ago

    Leopold is about to show her what another thingie does.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 5 months ago

    This is going to be interesting if Beatrice finds out. Or, the fifty foot woman! They may team up! :)

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    Let the games begin!

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    elias   5 months ago

    What if Leo’s mother finds out???

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