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From Not Always Right: A Series Of Ever More Complicated Blonde Moments
Customer: “Is it okay if I wait at the bar until a hot blonde walks in?”
Me: “I mean, sure, you can wait at the bar, but I wouldn’t recommend harassing any of our customers.”
Customer: “Don’t worry. I’m smooth.”
I cautiously let him sit there with his small beer, but I keep an eye on him. Funnily enough, a blonde actually does walk into the bar about ten minutes later. This guy actually winks at me, and then he moves in to prove how “smooth” he is.
Customer: “Hey there, gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink? I can see you’re married, and your husband is one lucky guy, I gotta say!”
I’m about to move in to stop his display, but the woman just rolls her eyes and kisses him.
Customer: Seeing my alarm “Yo, barkeep! Meet my wife!”
Man, what a rollercoaster.
NOT my story although I did pull something similar once.
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
From Not Always Right: A Series Of Ever More Complicated Blonde Moments
Customer: “Is it okay if I wait at the bar until a hot blonde walks in?”
Me: “I mean, sure, you can wait at the bar, but I wouldn’t recommend harassing any of our customers.”
Customer: “Don’t worry. I’m smooth.”
I cautiously let him sit there with his small beer, but I keep an eye on him. Funnily enough, a blonde actually does walk into the bar about ten minutes later. This guy actually winks at me, and then he moves in to prove how “smooth” he is.
Customer: “Hey there, gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink? I can see you’re married, and your husband is one lucky guy, I gotta say!”
I’m about to move in to stop his display, but the woman just rolls her eyes and kisses him.
Customer: Seeing my alarm “Yo, barkeep! Meet my wife!”
Man, what a rollercoaster.
NOT my story although I did pull something similar once.
markkahler52 11 months ago
What’s it do? Magnifies much other thingies, which you’re doing to me, right now!
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 11 months ago
Beepable bewbie alert. BEEPABLE BEWBIE ALERT.
tony_n_jen2003 11 months ago
Travis has been sexiled
Sir Isaac 11 months ago
Am I the only one here who has trouble imaging how Leo and the blond go about making out?
rgbourj 11 months ago
Leo was a playa….
Doug Taylor Premium Member 11 months ago
I know Leo is short for Leopold but today’s strip reminds me of Leonard and Penny.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
He’s hoping for a lot of chemistry, between them.
SofaKing Premium Member 11 months ago
Leopold is about to show her what another thingie does.
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
This is going to be interesting if Beatrice finds out. Or, the fifty foot woman! They may team up! :)
6turtle9 11 months ago
Let the games begin!
elias 11 months ago
What if Leo’s mother finds out???