“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas…
“And the Lord spake, saying, ‘’First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
“Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?”
danketaz Premium Member about 2 months ago
Be particularly on guard should he suddenly produce a piece of fruit.
Imagine about 2 months ago
You will die laughing.
jasonsnakelover about 2 months ago
Why couldn’t we get an exact number on the distance, Mike?
SHIVA about 2 months ago
Family and I enjoyed their humor back when.
Botulism Bob about 2 months ago
Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
docforbin about 2 months ago
Especially when he pulls on a nearby rope and a 16 ton weight falls on top of you.
Radish the wordsmith about 2 months ago
What happened to the dead parrot did the snake eat it?
Are you looking for an argument?
nosirrom about 2 months ago
Now that is something completely different.
vacman about 2 months ago
Frequently used line at my house..“Beware of vicious rabbits!”
Robert Nowall Premium Member about 2 months ago
Watch out for the foot.
ladykat about 2 months ago
Bit of a goer, is she? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more.
CaveCat87 about 2 months ago
“Don’t stand there gawpin’, like you’ve never seen the Hand of God before!”
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Bring forth the Holy hand grenade of Antioch.
“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas…
“And the Lord spake, saying, ‘’First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
“No time Toulouse!”
“Oh, Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen!”
“Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?”
Elder Lee Fox about 2 months ago
Cleese had to change the words on Fawlty Towers be cause so many peope cried not PC.
oakie817 about 2 months ago
no funny walk?
MichaelD Premium Member about 2 months ago
The deadly Monty Python likes to hide in..“A SHRUBBERY!”
Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago
To quote a sketch, “Stop it. This has become silly.”
MissyTiger about 2 months ago
Oh, you’re no fun anymore!
Rabies65 about 2 months ago
’Tis only a flash wound.
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
They usually just slither up and slap you with a fish.
orville rodentbaker about 2 months ago
Yes, be careful. It will thumb it’s nose at you and fart in your general direction