Pickles by Brian Crane for May 07, 2024

No, but now that you mention it..

Take the win. :)

californiamonty less than a minute agoI think it was Andrew “Dice” Clay that pulled this one in front of an audience.

Clay: People are stupid!

Crowd: YEAH!

Clay: You guys know that, right?

Crowd: YEAH!

Clay: You’re people, right?

Crowd: YEAH!

Run Roscoe, Run.

That is a no-win question.

Backhanded compliment.

Earl sure made a quick getaway!

The filter between Earl’s brain and his mouth has a serious leak in it!

If the shabby old slipper fits…..

If the shoe fits……

If you say it right it will be picked up as a ???

not even Roscoe expected that…

No he said the slippers were, but you’re old too, and he loves you.

You are very lucky you can’t talk Roscoe!

Don’t answer, Roscoe!

Old and CRABBY

better than grouchy and crabby

Yes. Yes he did.

That is why when your car becomes old, rusted, slippage, and starts leakage it is time for a newer model where everything is brighter, tighter and more computer advanced.

I think he said he loves you and he’s going to stick with you.

Roscoe looks confused too.

Rosco deployed the big puppy dog eyes. Good play. Have a hand lick on standby.

Appreciate it, Opal. Under the circumstances, that’s about the nicest thing Earl or anyone else can say about you.

He sure has a way with his words.

This is rather bittersweet. But is more bitter than sweet or vice versa?

…..but he LOVES you.!!!!!

And worn out, and he said old twice.

I have both slippers and a spouse that fall into that category and I wouldn’t be parted from either voluntarily.

No, he called his slippers old and shabby.

Clearly a loaded question, much like “does this apron make me look fat…”

How ungrateful.

Why yes,yes he did!

Shabby is a touch better than sloppy.

I live with my daughter and her boyfriend in their home. About 2 1/2 years ago, she bought me some Eeyore slippers. I love them! But they both want me to throw them away now because they “shed”. I don’t want to! NOOOO!!!!

Take the “W” and move on.

… and worn out.

Earl doesn’t have any old, crabby slippers.

Well, saggy, at least.

It is a compliment. It implies wisdom and love unending.

She should be thankful. Earl could have called her a lot worse things.

He did

Not unless he wants to wear those slippers in an undisclosed location.

If the slipper fits wear it.

If the slipper fits…

Smarter than he looks.

Earl may as well had been holding a shovel in his hands. He knows how to dig a hole for himself!