Buckles by David Gilbert for May 25, 2024

That’s only the beginning of Jill’s To Do List…..

“The worst she can say is that it looks bad.”

Time to weed and feed

Or if Jill is so great with a vacuum, maybe she would also be great with a lawn mower?

Wife and I agreed when we married, I mowed the lawn, she vacuumed. Then we moved into a condo…

I’m too sore from pushing the lawn mower, Jill, maybe next time!

At least you’re warmed up now Paul and she just might display her appreciation for your efforts later this evening.

Heavens, let the poor man shower and rest after all of that work!

“Jill, the vacuum won’t start!”

“Did you plug it in?”

“#@✯$⦸%ϟ&☠!”

I have to get the edge trimmer out and then blow the clippings off the drive and sidewalk.

Jill, give Paul a break, he worked hard mowing the lawn.

Uh, Jill? Where is the gas tank on this vacuum?

Today I don’t like Jill so much

What’s Jill going to do?

No good deed goes unpunished

Next week Jill can mow the lawn! Take turns. As kids we did that with the vacuum and mower.

String trimming is next!

Dude, are you saying you’d rather go out and mow the lawn some more than vacuum? I sure wouldn’t.