Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 07, 2024

He’s such a cut-up.

I’m waiting for the Mike drop.

Ask for an organ donor from the audience!!!

Do you need a Long Island Ice Tea or Absinthe and a brownie?

Ok, let’s open Mike…

Tonight: Three drink minimum. On the house!

Unfortunately, there is no scheduled Close Mike Night.

Please, no eating Junior Mints during the act.

Will the people in the front row please move back one row to be out of splatter range!

No, I’m not! Let me out of here!

Where’s the ticket scalpel?

So what’s the closing act?

Mike is the operative word.

Ooooops

uh, is this sans anaesthesia?

Last nights act put the audience to sleep so they’re using him as the anesthesiologist.

I give artists free reign to reinterpret the classics

Ugh, I can’t bare to watch.

That surgeon is real rib tickler.

he’s a cut above the average comic…