Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 08, 2024

Whiter pastures.

What are you gonna do about it?

Cloud 8 envy.

Go have a look at the Staypuff Marshmallow Man’s cloud once!!

Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!

Sorry. There will be no envy in Heaven because Satan won’t be there.

Oh, good grief.

The Feeneys’ cloud may be fluffier, but it doesn’t appear to have a recliner.

They have plumbing electrical and hvac problems. It just turned into a thunderstorm with lightning and tornadoes.

When Feeney moved in, there was a new seraph in town.

Well, if you refuse to pay the upcharge, this is what you get.

Oh, you wanted a windshield with that?

Leave it be. After all your cloud’s address is number 9.

I would think the woman would notice first.

Ha! Maybe just get a couple of quotes…

And why are we only on cloud 8?

‘Well, halo there!’

You should probably go someplace warmer. Hey, I just found a new way to say go to hell.